Here is one of the stories:
After he left, she went to the pub and drank some gins and tonic, she paid the waiter, George with cash. ( elle a payé le garçon en espèces). She was at the pub when the murder took place and she was seen by quite a few people ( plusieurs personnes l'ont vue) so she has a cast iron alibi ( un alibi en béton).
I can assure you that Audrey is safe and sound ( Audrey est bien en vie), I have just spoken to her ( je viens de lui parler).
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